The Funny Pages
Things Customers Actually Said
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By Readers of Trades · 3 min read
Can you be here between now and Friday?
"It has been making that noise since I bought the house. I just want to know what it is."
"I already fixed it. I just need you to tell me I fixed it right."
"My brother-in-law is in HVAC, but he lives in Arizona, so I called you."
"Can you be here between now and Friday?"
"The last guy said it was fine. The last guy also does not answer his phone."
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